i wonder how many pizzas i could buy with my college tuition for four years.

answer: almost 5000 pizzas. with toppings, from dominos. five. thousand. pizzas.

let’s do more math. one medium pizza usually lasts me about two days. 5000 pizzas, two days each, i could feed myself for roughly 10000 days with my college tuition on pizza.

but we have to go deeper. how long is 10000 days? 27.4 years. I could feed myself for 27.4 years on my college tuition.

I WOULD BE 45 YEARS OLD BY THE TIME I RAN OUT OF TUITION PIZZA.

i wonder how many pizzas i could buy with my college tuition for four years.

answer: almost 5000 pizzas. with toppings, from dominos. five. thousand. pizzas.

let’s do more math. one medium pizza usually lasts me about two days. 5000 pizzas, two days each, i could feed myself for roughly 10000 days with my college tuition on pizza.

but we have to go deeper. how long is 10000 days? 27.4 years. I could feed myself for 27.4 years on my college tuition.

i wonder how many pizzas i could buy with my college tuition for four years.

answer: almost 5000 pizzas. with toppings, from dominos. five. thousand. pizzas.

let’s do more math. one medium pizza usually lasts me about two days. 5000 pizzas, two days each, i could feed myself for roughly 10000 days with my college tuition on pizza.

i wonder how many pizzas i could buy with my college tuition for four years.

answer: almost 5000 pizzas. with toppings, from dominos. five. thousand. pizzas.

i wonder how many pizzas i could buy with my college tuition for four years.

HAHAHAHAHA fuq matt summers, amirite?

i said it.

i said.

Hahahahaha mibjh actually have the flu hahahaha